Migration Season Mugs

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Geese and Angels

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

A Migrating Chicken

If Animals Were Racist...

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

Duck writing love letter to hunter

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

Goose Bus.

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"It's the time of year when all the birds and grandparents fly back north again."