Migration Season Gifts

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Without warning, Gertie dropped her fork and began to fly south.

Schengen

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Geese and Angels

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

A Migrating Chicken

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

If Animals Were Racist...

Angela Merkel and the Refugee Crisis

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Duck writing love letter to hunter

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

"I flew South once. Couldn't buy a decent soft pretzel."

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

Goose Bus.

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

Every Fall, I get this irrational urge to fly south.