Migration Master Gifts

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Fish and color

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Geese and Angels

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Consider this an unfriendly takeover, if you wish, but takeover it is!'

A Migrating Chicken

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

If Animals Were Racist...

'Every time I want to buy a company, you tell me I own it already.'

One Man and Two Trucks

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Duck writing love letter to hunter

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath