Migration Mapper Gifts

"I don't care for their policies either, but we have to fly south for the winter."

The fate of the emigrant

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Innovative

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

Id/Ego/Superego.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

London map drawn from memory.

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'Your dilemma is fabulous. Imagine what a dramaturge could do with it.'

Motorway of the Self

Hopkin's for Clinic the Dyslexic

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

Geese and Angels

"Sure I can't pop that in a bag for you, sir?"

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

Iraq and the road ahead...

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

Gestalt Therapy: The first layer of neurosis is the game playing or phony layer, the second is the phobic or dissatisfaction with self layer,third is impasse,forth is the implosive layer and fifth is where the neurotic finally releases pent up feelings.

Maps of the Human Genome

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Amnesia Support Group: Meeting Today!

If Animals Were Racist...

Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

A Migrating Chicken

'What keeps the gray whales awake during their 12,000 mile long migration.' A whale at a coffee stand says, 'Did you put the lids on tight on those 25,000 cups of coffee to go?'

'I just can't shake the feeling that there's a bigger world out there somewhere.'