Universe Mapper Gifts

Big Bang Theory.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Slinky Cow World

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

'Say again: a train going 50 Miles Per Hour leaves Chicago heading to a black hole where the rules of motion change as a function of distance from a singularity ... and then what?'

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'Now listen: Based on the position of the kennel and the length of the leash, only the shaded part of the garden is dangerous...'

"What, then, is theorigin of cosmology? Some say it has always been with us and always will be. Some think it arrived spontaneously, while others feel it started very small and is expanding..."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

'Careful! A spark could start a new universe.'

"Houston, Los Angeles, New York, Chicago, Tampa, Juneau, Honolulu, we have a problem."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

God's map of the universe

Cosmology marches on. . .

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'