Universe Uncoverer Gifts

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

Big Bang Theory.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

High-gravity baseball

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

A man looks up at the earth

Slinky Cow World

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Origins of Everything

Emergency exit into Space

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.