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'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

Big Bang Theory.

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

High-gravity baseball

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

God Sneezes Out Creation

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Origins of Everything

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Slinky Cow World

The Big Tipper

Beyond the known and the unknown.

Emergency exit into Space

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"Space exploration"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Space shuttle helping to unlock the secrets of the universe.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."