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"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

$1: Family Secrets

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Two men converse secretively

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'Curiosity'

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

'I'm well aware of the problem. I'm working on it.'

"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"It's not for sale."

Three people hypnotised by a self-hypnosis book.

"You think he knows something we don't?"