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Having discovered the nanny-cam, Tammy decided to turn the tables on her employers.

Wiki Leaks

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

$1: Family Secrets

New York Netherworld

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'

Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Two men converse secretively

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

"Before we make contact with the departed, be aware that all communications will be recorded and maybe used for training purposes."

Rudolph Gets Even - "Reindeer Games - Their seedy underground activities finally revealed."

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

As you like it - 'Is my wife at home?' ' Yes sir, and also your cousin'

'Curiosity'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians: Part Two

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

Julian Assange

'Sir, the stupidity of your actions was directly proportional to the number of surveillance cameras watching you.'

Magic's Greatest Secret Revealed.

'I'm well aware of the problem. I'm working on it.'

Three people hypnotised by a self-hypnosis book.

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"It's not for sale."