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"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

Dead Funny

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

Monster Realtor

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Portrait of Sigmund Freud

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Circus Act

Clown Nightmares

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Second Thoughts Wedding

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Falling

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'You've got a time machine! Just go to the future when scientists figured out how to travel to another solar system, then come back with the solution and win half a million bucks.'

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

Work related problems for Madame Tussaud

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

Stanley Hibblemeyer suddenly realizes that he is only a theoretical physicist.

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'