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'Somebody please help me!'

Dead Funny

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Barcode Dreams

65 Million Years Ago

Quantum Psychic

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Eyes on the Forest Floor

Clown Nightmares

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

Second Thoughts Wedding

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

"Is there anybody there..?" Knock once for 'yes' and twice for 'no'..."

Bull and Bear Nightmare

"...He appears to have stepped away from his body."

Circus Act

"The 'Ex' huh?"

Falling