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"Come and get me, coppers!"

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

'I had a nightmare last night. And when I woke up this morning, it was lying next to me.'

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Bookworm Sleepover

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Emergency Phone.

Barcode Dreams

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Pull and all nighter...

Things that go beep in the night.

A dream of consequence

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Books 'n' Carrots

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.

Second Thoughts Wedding

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Circus Act

Clown Nightmares

Bull and Bear Nightmare

"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"