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'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

'You dreamed of me and woke up screaming and bathed in sweat? Congrats! Now you're a full member of my team!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

'This had better be important, son.'

Falling

'I just had an awful dream that I married a monster from outer space!'

'Yes, we can make all your dreams come true. Except that one where you show up at school in just your underwear.'

Ned was having the most fabulous dream! He was wrapped up, snug as a bug in a rug, that is until...

The dream was a little hard to follow â€" but the closed captioning helped.

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Clown Nightmares

"Have you ever had that dream, where you're falling and you wonder what would happen if you hit the ground before you wake up?"

'The nightmare you had - it wasn't.'

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Ah. - 'Ha, ha, haaa!!!' - 'La!' -

Second Thoughts Wedding

'Another nightmare, Billy? What genre - horror or thriller?'

'See??. . . No such thing as monsters in the closet. . . or evil clowns under the bed. . . Now, try and get some sleep little one!!'

Twisted Peel listens to whale music: 'No! No! Don't eat me!'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"I just had a communications nightmare! I dreamt that the postal workers were on strike, the internet was down and someone had eaten the carrier pigeons!"

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

"All this talk of monsters in the closet has me worried now."

Changing the dream

"Ohhh...I guess you feel slightly uncomfortable....Do you want to talk about it?"

Barcode Dreams

"I will not be scared. Noises have scientific, logical explanations. Unless it's brain-eating monsters from Planet X!"

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

"It's that same old dream, the one that starts out with the axe murder."

"You don't want to cross me, Smith... I'll be your WORST nightmare!"

"I had the left dream again last night - where I wait forever for help to arrive, and when it does, he has no idea what to do."

Pooper Scooper

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"How much should we f**k with her tonight?"