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Scarecrow Directions

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

Emergency Phone.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"Okay. . . so what's the bad news?"

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

Bull and Bear Nightmare

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

Second Thoughts Wedding

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Circus Act

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Clown Nightmares

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Falling

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'