Navigator's Nightmare Mugs

Scarecrow Directions

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

Emergency Phone.

Remote controlled car on a boat.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Circus Act

Second Thoughts Wedding

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

Bull and Bear Nightmare

Clown Nightmares

Support Group for the Directionally Challenged.

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Falling

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.