Navigator Nightmares Mugs

"He's doing a bit of swotting - he takes his driving test tomorrow..."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Emergency Phone.

Barcode Dreams

Remote controlled car on a boat.

Seriously, Bob, your map reading skills leave a lot to be desired!'

A dream of consequence

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom

"I had a dream about a huge flaming rock falling from the sky! What do you think it means?"

Bull and Bear Nightmare

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

"How long have you had this nightmare of being shot down by a beagle on a flying doghouse, Herr Von Richthofen?"

'I had a nightmare last night. I dreamed I was let go by the public sector and not wanted by the private sector.'

Circus Act

Second Thoughts Wedding

Scarecrow Directions

Clown Nightmares

"Sorry Capt., but it's a pretty bad termite infestation..."

'It's just the microscope dream again...go back to sleep.'

Falling

'It's my dreams: I find them offensive.'

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"It's my dream job. I love it – except for the part where I realize I'm naked."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'General, You look pale this morning...' - 'I had a nightmare Admiral! I dreamed the war began!'

8 AM in the sleeper elevator car

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....