Navigator Dreamer Mugs

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Ever Given

James Barrie.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Garden genomes.

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

Well, we found intelligent life, but we still haven't found ethical life.

Great events in Chemistry...

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

North America. South America. Greenland. Europe. Africa. Asia. India. Have you notices that North America, South America, Greenland, Africa and India are all pointed on the bottom? Yes - that's continental drip.

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

Little Submarines

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'