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Remote controlled car on a boat.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Ever Given

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

James Barrie.

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Go ahead,ask me which way is north.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Garden genomes.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Great events in Chemistry...

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Little Submarines

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'