Network Dreamer Mugs

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Math Dreams

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Meet the Enemy

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep on Truckin.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

"What's that you're reading?"

The Personal ATM

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.