Internet Dreamer Mugs

'So like, loan dude, isn't it O.K. to get the actual icea for the kind of e-business we'd like to start after you lend us the $50 million?'

''If I had made it in big business, my email address would have been 'richerthanbillgates.com'.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Robotic Man

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Binary Man

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Keep on Truckin.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Life after death

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Evolution...the wifi rhino.