Number Dreamer Mugs

A lowly numeral has delusions of grandeur.

Math Dreams

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Home Sweet Home

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Why do you hate the media?

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Well, it's been nice. And obviously the £10 million win hasn't change you. . . . A mug of tea an' a couple garibaldies - as tight as ever!"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Angel Music

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

"You're hired!"

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'