Network Dreamer Pillows

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Math Dreams

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Meet the Enemy

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Remote controlled car on a boat.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Man and Machine snoozing

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

The Personal ATM

"What's that you're reading?"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Keep on Truckin.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

"It must have been fate that brought us together."