Dna Dreamer Pillows

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

"Nope, what I had in mind was more of a sort of double helix."

Garden genomes.

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Bioengineering Lab, I put a little Dachshund DNA into a rabbit. Hare extensions!

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

Institute of Genetic Engineering

"When I grow up, I wanna be a cloning lab scientist!"

"A shiny new gene concatenator down the hall and you have to ask why?"

Genetically modified conscience.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Math Dreams

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."