Diamond Dreamer Pillows

"You call that 'bling'?"

Engagement Ring.

'I wanted a carrot, not a karat!'

"I would have thought it OBVIOUS that when I said I didn't want ANYTHING I obviously MEANT that I wanted the diamond ring I showed you!"

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

"Dad, not now!"

Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size... I take a four carat.

A girl's best friend.

'Start with the most expensive - We'll battle it out from there.'

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Lovely diamond, but it's the wrong size. . . I take a four carat.'

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Little Princess.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Dragon and Dragoff