Diamond Dreamers Pillows

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Like that?"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Dragon and Dragoff

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

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