Paradise Dreamers Pillows

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

A Real Working Vacation.

'Actually, when the travel agent suggested a heavenly vacation, I expected Tahiti or Hawaii.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Yakety-Yak

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"We've got a problem."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Lei-ing Hens

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I spy something blue."

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."