Paradise Seekers Pillows

"That's the problem with the Land of Milk and Honey. Too many cows and bees

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Utopia: A planet about 10 million light-years away in the Andromeda galaxy where they don't even have a word-phrase for the term 'boy bands'.

A collection of numbered clouds; everyone is on cloud 9.

Sauvignon Bonk

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

I love my Uke.

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Lei-ing Hens

Tango

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Football fan

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Doggie Heaven

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

Self Service Island

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

Spud dating.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.