Paradise Seekers Prints

"That's the problem with the Land of Milk and Honey. Too many cows and bees

'I slaved at a computer for years, then one day I hit 'escape,' and - POOF - I found myself here!'

Entering Shangri-La - Pollution Alert Level: Severe, Jobless Rate:50%, Flood Danger: High, Radioactivity Level: Extreme, Road Conditions: Dangerous.

"Don't forget you have to pay alimony."

Heavenly Desert Islands.

Utopia: A planet about 10 million light-years away in the Andromeda galaxy where they don't even have a word-phrase for the term 'boy bands'.

A collection of numbered clouds; everyone is on cloud 9.

"We've won an all-expenses paid trip to a remote island getaway."

Sauvignon Bonk

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'See you in two weeks!'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

"Thanks to modern medicine, we now have drugs to make any season the season to be jolly."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

I love my Uke.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Lei-ing Hens

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Tango

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

Football fan

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"What a cute little spot for us to eventually get into a fight in!"

Doggie Heaven

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

Spud dating.