Paradise Ponderers Prints

"And getting into the garbage on October six 1993 was that fun too?"

Next stop bloomingdales

'It's a match made in Heaven.'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Boxing day is so boring."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

The Artist

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

Ten Commandments

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

"Great, now we're lost."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Off to a bad start.

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

A psychic mows the lawn.

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'Hi, my name is Eve. Where is the mall?'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

"The arc of the moral universe."

Self Service Island