Heavenly Dreamers Pillows

'I want a sky box.'

"Wow, I've waited all my life to get here."

"Location. Location. Location."

'Welcome! We have a cubicle waiting for you.'

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Geese and Angels

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'What did He do before he was God?'

Cherub on a cloud

John Woodvine

Life on cloud 8

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

God's Phone

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

Jennifer Lawrence Meet + Greet

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'