Heavenly Dreamers Mugs

'I want a sky box.'

"Wow, I've waited all my life to get here."

"Location. Location. Location."

'Welcome! We have a cubicle waiting for you.'

"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

Geese and Angels

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"Instead of wishes, I got you a gift card."

Cherub on a cloud

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'What did He do before he was God?'

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

Life on cloud 8

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

God's Phone

Jennifer Lawrence Meet + Greet

Now entering: Space. Population - wouldn't you like to know.

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'Since the military isn't known for doing things for the sake of science, why would they want to figure out how they can people to another solar system.'

They couldn't Convince Jimmy, the Smoke-Detector Salesman, that he hadn't gone to Heaven

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'