Paradise Dreamers Gifts

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

A Real Working Vacation.

'Actually, when the travel agent suggested a heavenly vacation, I expected Tahiti or Hawaii.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Yakety-Yak

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Lei-ing Hens

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

"We've got a problem."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

~ S.O.S.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

Boss, when's the last time you took a vacation? 1984. March 3rd, to be exact. A Saturday. Instead of staying in to perfect my 25-year plan

'We're cutting you some slack because you just died but normally we frown on devil's food.'

"I spy something blue."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'