Adventure Dreamers Gifts

Desert island 'Help' cards

'...and a beautiful witch gave me some little red slippers, but I couldn't get them on.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

A boy acting suspiciously

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

Fishing boat.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Island of Lost Guys.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."