Dreamers Of Paradise Gifts

'Then suddenly all my aches and pains stopped and here I am!'

The Bookworm

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

That's my summer place.

Death takes a holiday.

Doggie Heaven

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'What luck!'

A princess looking for frogs

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

"Boxing day is so boring."

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"So I start thinking...who needs to migrate north? I'm spending the summer down here!"

Children Plead with Santa Claus

"How great, Thou ART!"

A Real Working Vacation.

'We spent two weeks in Hawaii, but Fred didn't get any further than the airport bar.'

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

The Old Woman Who Lived in the Ranch. . .

All the People of the World See the Same Moon.