Dreamer Of Paradise Gifts

'What made you want to apply to this accountancy firm in particular?'

The Bookworm

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Jesus Christ

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'Why are you still sitting here, dear? This is a tropical getaway. It means, get away!'

Doggie Heaven

The Sun Bather

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

No Action Comics

'It's nice to see that some marriages really are made in heaven.'

"When the silver screen beckons, and it will, I want my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame..."

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

"Why would someone swim with their wallet?"

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'We would like an unspoiled paradise with lots of shops.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

'My ears are burning too - do you think they're talking about us at the bank?'

Mini-tree in woman's drink has mini-man on it.

"How great, Thou ART!"

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

I got a few things to help me sleep. A breathing strip, earplugs, eye mask and a super pillow. Nighty night, honey. Now I can't sleep.

'Philip had the air of one who lived a life totally devoted to the pursuit of excess...'

"Your mind is not in your work...you're probably having one of your little tropical fantasies."