Diamond Dreamers Gifts

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'My husband wants to see your most expensive diamonds.'

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Here be dragons.

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Home Sweet Home

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Like that?"

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Dragon and Dragoff

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.