Golden Dreamer Gifts

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Here be dragons.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

Cosmonaut

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Catasaurus

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

The Big Tipper

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."