Golden Dreamer T-Shirts

'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Here be dragons.

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Cosmonaut

Catasaurus

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

"Like that?"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

The Big Tipper

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

It can be taken up at any age....

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

"Before I fight this dragon and rescue you, can I ask a few questions? Like, do you want kids? What's your passion? Where is 'home' to you? Do you have a financial philosophy?"

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'