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Lionel Messi

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

The Amateur Golfer

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

(No caption). Woman bundled up against the cold weather smiles as she thinks of a big ripe red tomato.

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Running out of Gas.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Flower seed and Bird seed

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.'

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Seniors Pro (putt putt) Golf Tour.

Gardening for Beginners

"Do you mind?!"

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."

Tree in concrete jungle

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

'If the sky fell in... would it let the global warming out?'

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

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'Everything will turn to gold-but don't worry,it won't last....'