Golden Boot Dreamer Prints

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

The Amateur Golfer

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

Running out of Gas.

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Flower seed and Bird seed

"The bank rejected my application for a 2nd mortgage. They said they didn't have 1 in my size."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"I might let the window box lay fallow, this season."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

'Maybe next year Santa will bring you the software.'

'Gee, Dad... I wish we could afford to send our grass like that to get it cut!'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

Gardening for Beginners

"On this diet, you can eat all you want of anything you can grow."

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

"Do you mind?!"

'C'mon - help me bring him down and I'll split him with you!'

Tree in concrete jungle

"Only IOUs this time, but at least we're getting closer to developing a money tree."

'If the sky fell in... would it let the global warming out?'

Finally, after years of living in fear, the crows confronted it. They refused to be scared any longer.

'There, there, Dear. A poinsettia's for Christmas, not for life.'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

'If these coins take root Sid, money really will grow on trees!'

'Now that we have flounder genes, I'd like to go swimming.'

'Winter days not nice enough for gardening.'