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'I want the King Midas touch that can be turned on and off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Save our Planet.

Grass huggers.

Breaking Through

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"Kid's today!"

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

The weight of winning gold.

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

'Dollar'

Power line from Alternative Energy Corporation leads to field of sunflowers.

'I can remember when this was all pop concerts.'

God save the Queen.

"Ambitions... to be more ambitious in future."

"Do you mind?!"

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

"Sure, we're all just tiny specks in a vast and uncaring universe. But some of us are bigger tiny specks than others."

"I don't want the sparkle of the diamond you're buying blinding me!"