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'I want the King Midas touch that can be turned on and off.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

It can be taken up at any age....

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Save our Planet.

Grass huggers.

Lionel Messi

Breaking Through

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

"Kid's today!"

The weight of winning gold.

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

"I love the idea of getting married to a jeweller."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

"I think he had the idea he was looking at costume jewelry."

Go away. I'm writing a poem on the fragility of mother earth. That'll help. Take chemistry and math if you want to save the environment. You don't need to know anything about science to tell people how to live better lives. True. You could be a congressman. Congressperson ... and good idea.

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

"Actions speak louder than words, Ron. And anything diamond encrusted is particularly audible."

"Do you mind?!"

"Sure, we're all just tiny specks in a vast and uncaring universe. But some of us are bigger tiny specks than others."

'Dollar'

God save the Queen.

The Five Major Rule Changes in Major League Baseball.

"Era un gato grande... Que hacia ro ro..."

"Dad, not now!"