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"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

'Next!'

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'So what have you been up to?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"He never takes me anywhere."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Where's your goldfish?'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"For the record. This is usually the exact moment during one of your projects when things go horribly wrong."

'Water is included with rent.'

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

"Yep, that's water retention."

Goldfish training...

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Do you mind?!"

'I'm just feeding the goldfish.'