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'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'Next!'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'So what have you been up to?'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'Silent type, eh?'

Running out of Gas.

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"He never takes me anywhere."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

The Deep Thinker

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Something tells me we're close!'

Pearl Fishers

'Oceanographers go home'

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'Where's your goldfish?'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'