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'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'Next!'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'So what have you been up to?'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'Silent type, eh?'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

Running out of Gas.

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"He never takes me anywhere."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'I'm sorry. The CEO can't come to the phone right now. He's entertaining some prospective clients over lunch.'

Pearl Fishers

'Something tells me we're close!'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

'Where's your goldfish?'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

A Classic Goldfish Game.

"I live in dread of being mistaken for an undersea energy cable."

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'