Fisherman Dreamer T-Shirts

Fisherman being dragged along water by fish.

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'...and that's the one that got away!'

Running out of Gas.

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Heavenly Ships

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Cruise to nowhere

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

A painter drawing a ship

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Child pretending to be the coastguard on a boat.