Fisherman Dreamer Gifts

Fisherman being dragged along water by fish.

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

Running out of Gas.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

'If it's the last thing I do I'm gonna buy you one of these.'

Ship's cook escaping in a saucepan.

'And not a white one among 'em, Cap'n...'

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

Waiting for the fleet to come in.

Heavenly Ships

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"You don't understand women. First you buy them flowers, then you ask for the boat."

Pirate with peg legs on walkers.

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

"A thousand boats of static grace and I swear I saw one move!"

Cruise to nowhere

Set Sail

A painter drawing a ship

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'