Fantasy Fisherman Gifts

Man and fish

A man fishing in a tree stump

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

'I take it you're not into catch-and-release yet, eh Ben?'

"Any luck"

Server Error: Fisherman Must Now Rebait.

"Gee, I can even remember back to when you could eat them."

Man holding a small fish but imagining a big catch.

'Thanks for the invite. I've never been to the tropics before!'

A man is preoccupied with ice fishing.

"If we follow that line to its other end we'll find something tasty!"

Angelfish.

A man and a cloud fishing

'They say King Arthur loved fishing at this very spot!'

'Dewey! You getting any strikes?'

"It's the fish of his dreams. He was asleep when I caught it, put it on his hook and woke him."

'How long have you been a life-guard Mister?'

'If you really must know why you're here, it's because you told one-too-many lies about the size of those fish you caught.'

Fisherman being dragged along water by fish.

"Don't worry, I'll have the shark off you before it does any real harm."

'Check this out dude. I got this one on a silver nose ring!'