Big Fish Dreamer Gifts

"There's no way anyone will catch anything bigger than this baby!"

'...and that's the one that got away!'

Mr B As He Appeared From Six in the Morning Until Three In the Afternoon, When -

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

'How's that fish catcher working out, Fred?'

'Hey Sam, check out our new best seller - 3 hooks no waiting!'

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'Not you again. Go and get your big brothers and sisters.'

Liar's Club fish

'Just how big are the fish in this lake?'

It's 630, are you coming or not?

Local Knowledge

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Man fishing with large bait

Fish talking about fisherman

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"He's a keeper!"

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'Got something! That baby's at least ten pounds. Can't wait to see it surface.'

'Who needs a measuring tape when you've got an imagination?'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"We can try to reel him in, but if it scratches my boat, you're praying for it!"

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'