Dogfish Dreamer Gifts

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

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'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Silent type, eh?'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

When Pugs dream.

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

The Deep Thinker

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'Something tells me we're close!'