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"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

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"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'I don't mind him sleeping on our bed but why must he wear MY pyjamas?'

'Silent type, eh?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"He's chasing the White Whale, as usual."

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"Do you think there's life out there?"

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"What should we do today? Swim against the tide or go with the flow?"

"This should be interesting, he's using a dragonfly!"

When Pugs dream.

Cindy had asked Santa for a puppy this Christmas...maybe, just maybe he'd been listening...?

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

"I don't know how to tell you this, Honey, so I'm going to come right out and say it. ... Your goldfish ran away."

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'Something tells me we're close!'