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'Set the hook, Earl! He's gonna git away!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'I wish I was creative'

Mermaid Art

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'...and that's the one that got away!'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Do you think there's life out there?"

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

'Hey! Down in front!'

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'Wheeee...'

Beached Whales

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

T-Rex Ballerina

"Life is just a bowl of water."

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

"Any luck"

'There goes 18 stone of muscle to fight a 2 lb trout to the death!'

Set Sail

Sharks Eating Desert Island Under The Water Line To Get To Castaway

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

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