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"We've had to cancel the koi pond which I never really wanted anyway."

Goldfish with Square Bubbles

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

"Uhm - sushi!"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'So what have you been up to?'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

'...the really big ones can be found.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Relax, it's cat fishing lure. I'm hoping to catch a dogfish."

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Snub Marine

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"If I could do only one thing before I died, it would be to swim with a middle-aged couple from Connecticut."

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"I will never forget it: 22nd of January 2000! That's when a sailor threw a piece of chocolate at me: first time I tasted something sweet..."

Fish building a bomb to save themselves.

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"You've been saying we're getting an inground pool since we got married, and I gave up."

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'